We give you the rules and fun variations for this holiday gathering favorite.

Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy.” “If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks." "You never miss the water till the well has run dry." Irish Proverb "A turkey never voted for an early Christmas." "Everyone is wise until he speaks." Irish Drinking Toast "Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet! Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same.” Iris Murdoch quotes (British Novelist and Philosopher, 1919-1999) “Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part.” Irish Blessings quotes “Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.” "The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried." "Every St.

Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to." “It's a loser's emblem (swastika), because the Nazis lost the war.

" "Cheer up, the worst is yet to come." Unknown "Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money! Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious." "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.

)" Unknown "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." George Bernard Shaw "Praise the ripe field not the green corn." "In heaven there is no beer... We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.

At some point in all our lives, we’ve pondered a thought in the shower that was life changing.

Then the people of twentytwowords put them in meme form for our enjoyment." Unknown "The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch." James Boswell "The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another." "I like work: it fascinates me.I can sit and look at it for hours." Jerome K Jerome “God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish” "My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” "Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat." “Sometimes I think I am a genius.Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Shower thoughts like, “Sleeping in is considered lazy but going to bed early is not.” The people of Reddit took to this thread to give their individual moments of brilliance.I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” "God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world." "Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it." "May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope." Unknown "There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened." Unknown "I can resist everything except temptation." Oscar Wilde "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket." Unknown “Wherever you go and whatever you do, May the luck of the Irish be there with you” Irish Blessings quotes “St. one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.” Charles M.