But it's not too late to wake up and start kicking ass instead of licking ass. It has often been noted that you end up exactly like the people you hang out with, so say goodbye to the losers, be elitist and hang out with the winners.How many people have told you of the wonderful benefits of saving for retirement and how you can finally live like a king when you're 65?

Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should.'I like it, but once in a blue moon.

I should have called the tour that, Once In a Blue Moon.

I couldn’t find it and I couldn’t ask for it because I was mortified to say Garlic Bread because they all would have [shouted it back at me.]'The comedian has written, produced, and acted in several award-winning television and film projects, authored three books and in 2016 won the BAFTA TV Award for Best Male Comedy Performance, the BAFTA TV Award for Best Scripted Comedy and the National Television Award for Best Comedy for Peter Kay's Car Share.

Peter told Jonathan that he had offered the host as a raffle prize a recent Christmas Fayre: 'I basically offered you as a meet and greet.

His 2010/11 stand-up comedy tour was officially inaugurated into the Guinness World Records as the most successful of all time.

And Peter Kay is taking to the stage again, in his first tour in eight years; but has told Jonathan Ross that he doesn't actually like doing it and that this will likely be his last.'I don’t like it! 'I do like it, but it’s terrifying standing on a stage in front of 14,000 people trying to make them laugh.

Forget relaxing, forget taking a break, just give in to the obsession. How any man could live his life so pathetically free of any and all challenge is beyond me. Type A is afraid to exert any real energy and Type B will go all the way. 9) Average people believe you have to DO something to get rich. Hell, I live like a king and I barely spend any money.

Rich people believe you have to BE something to get rich. If you want it bad enough, as in you are obsessed with it, you will get it. Again, these people can't pay their phone bills at the end of the month. I'm able to live very well because of a little word called Geo-Arbitrage. After you've made it why would you ever want to go and hang out with losers who are jealous of you?

I don’t think I’ll do another after this, I’m getting on now.' Peter, 44, joined the show - which will be aired on Saturday evening - in spectacular fashion, taking over the stage, climbing on the set, rearranging the famous skyline and causing mayhem.

Speaking about touring again, the funny man said: 'It’s ideal for the old mum and dad, nan and grandad, very clean.

To afford my lifestyle I had to quit my damn job and focus on earning on my own. What I have found is that when I take big risks, the kind of risks that give me nausea, diarrhea and anxiety for days, they tend to payoff for me.