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Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "It's gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up dating him.

And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week." "I see," nodded the psychiatrist.

"And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter." "NO!!! "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward!

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